

Jean claude van Damme and Arnold Schwarzenegger have been replaced by computer graphics for several years now. The Hulk, Transformers and Iron man are the new superheroes. Tobey Maguire only gets paid to play the nerdy alterego of spiderman, Peter Parker, when Spidey enters the picture: it's CGI again. We're bored with the steroid induced muscles of Schwarzenegger and Stallone and we want more!! Human physiology can't satisfy us no longer. We want bigger and better!
Also in advertisement the Real has already been replaced by the Computermodel. When you look at your Blackberry in the brochure it looks shiny and metallic and chrome and sparkly only to dissapoint you when you finally unbox this piece of plastic with a lousy chrome coating..
Cars were always really expensive to photograph in real-life. Getting rid of the unwanted refelections used to drive photographers to a special studio somewhere in the Nevada desert. Which meant that cars had to be flown there too. Not today. They just shoot the location and put the 3dmodel of the car on the road and it looks better than it ever did before at more than half the cost.
So Kate Moss... get a proper education for yor children 'cause the same will happen to the fashion industry. Screw the fainting models. No more child labour. We'll put our Gucci bags, Prada sunglasses and Balenciaga dresses on computermodels who are beyond anorexic. Life will be more beautiful then we ever dreamt of!
And i'm ready for it...
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